You may think I am addressing myself in an effort to loose the baby weight...although that would be good, I am actually addressing my second, who I affectionately call Little Bit.
It started with the serious call from my oldest,"Mommy!!! "O" is feeding the baby....
cookie dough!"
YES!!
Cookie Dough!!
She got the stand mixer bowl out of the fridge and was eating it in the living room. Yes she did somehow walk past me (I swear I am not negligent!) and had sweetly piled a handful of cookie dough on the rug in front of "J". I will admit it.
I freaked out.
I mean she is six months old. Salmonella and milk products are a lot scarier then. SO, no despite everyone asking, I did not get a picture of chocolate dribbling down my babies face or the fists full of mushy raw cookie dough.
Sigh.
Really I just heaved a big sigh thinking of it.
Yes, she had consequences.
No, it did not prevent another escapade.
Later she found the can of icing that had been hiding in the back of the fridge from
who knows when.
Yes, she had consequences.
No, it did not prevent another escapade.
I found her head in the fridge and asked in that Mommy threatening voice,"'O', Are you eating icing?!"
To which she replied, "NO! Mushrooms." She likes raw mushrooms, so I am OK with that. But as she closed the door she said, "I just dipping dem in icin..."
YUCK!
SO I look and sure enough there are little bits of black mushroom entrails in the icing can.
That was right before "K" came home. So we were through with escapades for the day.
But today we started over and this time I took pictures.
I came out from putting the baby down to "O" crying, "I got it in my eye, it hurts it hurts!!" So I rushed around the corner to find her in the pantry with the bag of Splenda tipped over. Yes it spilled all over her face. So I grabbed the camera on the way to the bathroom to wash out her eyes and off her face. She was hurting, but not enough to stop licking as much as she could off her mouth and wherever her tongue could reach!!
She did not like me taking her picture!
Yes, there were consequences.Will it prevent another escapade, we will see...
1 comment:
That is hilarious. I was at work when I read this and was laughing so hard that I cried. I was also laughing so loudly that everyone in the office had to come and read it also. Needless to say everyone could not stop grinning or talking about it for the rest of the day and now everyone keeps asking me what she is up to now.
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